Function Words

I'm not sure how they came to invent zorbing. Maybe it's because New Zealanders are bored.
The only thing you can do is giggle when you are sliding around inside a giant ball bouncing down a hill.
It's totally out of control but extremely funny.
You dive through an impossibly narrow chute to get in. The chute is lubricated with water to help you squeeze through. The attendant zips the chute closed, you walk a couple steps and then you're off...rolling, sliding, laughing.
Getting out of the zorb is something like a breech birth.

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